I believe one of the prerequisites for beauty pageants contestants is to have a past filled with either topless photos, free basing while singing the national anthem or swimming in a kiddie pool of jello with Tiger Woods
. Another “scandal” has erupted after Rima Fakih was crowned high priestess of hypocrisy Miss USA.
Rima won a pole dancing contest in 2007 that was hosted by Detroit radio show called Mojo in the Morning. Everyone has started clutching their pearls and gasping at Fakih’s stripper pole pics and shouting “SLUUUUUUUUT!” (I would like to point out that she was wearing far less in the bikini portion of the pageant. The promo photos for the pageant also feature her in lingerie and fishnet stockings, but wearing a tank top shorts while dancing around a pole is too trampy? Doesn’t Miley Cyrus do that ho-shiz at her shows?)
Most are pushing for an investigation that could further strip her of her crown. In fact most are claiming that she only won because of political correctness and the words “affirmative action” was thrown out. During the competition, she tripped over her dress and called birth control a controlled substance that insurance should pay for.
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